Our boys have one more week to tie loose ends, send down the youngsters and head back to the Bay Area, where the Splash and Dumb beat will become one long troll fest of travel writer menace, gender confusion and a lesson in psychological disorders. Life will commence as usual at the SFGate while we have our own little haven right here, custom fit for the passionate Giant fan and soon-to-be Giant fan thinking bloo.
Meanwhile, the team has released a new season of commercials. Most of them try the DirectTV approach of clever commercials, only these fail miserably. The most popular one? Of course:
Meanwhile, Panda wants a Pence-like contract. Things happen to your ego when you diet. Just make sure to keep it up, Panda, and who knows? Otherwise, we should concentrate on beisbol and Adrianza’s ERA, amirite?
ALMOST PLAY BALL!