Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
We are ten days away from the Bay Bridge Series, that special time of year between Spring Training and Opening Day. Our enemies, of course, wear green and gold and are identifiable by their troll-like demeanor.
Did our hatred for the A’s run so deep before we were introduced to the horrible board monitoring at the Splash on SFGate? After years of Jims and Mollies and BarryForever and the travel writer, we have collectively become weary of that stench wafting from across the bay. It reeks of burning keyboards, motley skin and perma orange Cheetoh fingertips.
The only other thing to worry about is the first world problems of Zack Greinke, who doesn’t want to go to Australia. No! to the sandy beaches, the beautiful weather, that giant rock in the middle of the country and the ABBA singing queens. Careful, Zack…dingos eat crybabies, too.
Almost time to really PLAY BALL!