We’ve already had our first home run, a loss, some excitement, watched Morse get robbed of a homer and had Twitter spams for #FaceOfMLB. Welcome to 2014 baseball!
To be honest, I’ve not paid much attention due to the accumulation of important life events such as cooking, cleaning, watching videos of Ben L’Oncle Soul and skiing through the penalty phase of the biathlon run. With all the saber metrics, velocities, experimentation with new pitches and metronomes, the only thing that matters is winning and beating the creepy crawlers in blue that have decided to charge extra for the privilege of watching Yasiel Puig eat 250000 bundt cakes. No thank you.
Play ball, new thread!