Well, the Niners kick off their playoffs in about 90 minutes. The Packers are in town, and while the Niners handled Green Bay easily in week 1, today’s game will be a completely different level. So, let’s go over some of the key players in today’s game.
Of course, there’s Aaron Rodgers. In case you’ve never watched ESPN, read Sports Illustrated or visited any Niner blog in the last eight years (you lucky bastard, you,) Rodgers was passed up by the Niners in favor of Alex Smith. Drinking game: every time the announcers mention the 2005 draft, take a drink. You’ll be dead from alcohol poisoning by halftime.
The Packers running game is lead by halfback… who the hell knows. Seriously, does anyone know? Maybe someone can call the In-n-Out the guy was working at three weeks ago and ask.
The Green Bay secondary is so bad they once intercepted a ball and still managed to give up a touchdown.
And of course, there’s the fans. It’s not hard to spot a Packer fan. They usually have a huge block of fake cheese on their heads and a huge block of real cheese in their lower intestines.
Enjoy the game. Any more to add, put them in the comments below and I’ll update.