Time to kick off yet another four-game opportunity to shut Phillies fans the hell up. That’s such a terrible position to take, saying your guys will destroy every other team. If you win, what do you get to say? “Yeah, we’re not completely fucking wrong after all!” Meanwhile, every time your team loses (like, say, in the 6th game of the NLCS) you get exposed as complete tools.
Anyways, enough of Phillie and their cheez-whiz vomiting clan. Time to watch some Giants baseball.
Phillies put two on, try the double steal… STEWART! Fuck you, Charlie. He was out. We all know that video evidence is highly unreliable in these sort of situations. You, the ones where replays are not in the Giants favor…
Apparently the throwout pissed Bumgarner off because he went ahead and put a guy right back on first and now HOLYDOGSHITDOUBLEPLAY!!
Just an aside, I’m pretty certain Cliff Lee was once convicted of tying razor blades to the feet of baby bald eagles and making them fight to the death. I may be mistaken, but I’m like 99 percent sure.
You’ll fit in just fine, Jeff Keppinger.
That one from Pence was just a fluke, Maddy. Belt-high fastball over the middle of the plate? Money pitch.
FOR CHRISSAKES I WASN’T SERIOUS.
Okay, went away for a bit. Glad Bumgarner found his location while I was out. Cliff Lee must have drank an extra vile of virgin’s blood before tonight’s game. He’s totally into that sort of thing, you know…
Ryan Howard: PHENOMENAL HOME RUN POWER! iiiiiiiitybitty hitting skills.
It seems Jonathan Broxton is a Pat Burrell fan.
While we’re waiting for the offense to get its act together, let’s talk sandwiches. Morty’s Deli on Golden Gate is well worth the trip out to the tenderloin. I recommend the Little Italy, the Big Easy, or if they have it on the menu, the Mac and Cheese. Giants done? Okay then. Time for a drink.
“Do you really think you haven’t been drinking?” I’m watching the Giants, aren’t I?
This is why liveblogging baseball games sucks. The Giants aren’t scoring, the phillies aren’t scoring. Hell, CSN doesn’t even care enough to keep the satellite feed plugged in.
I have to say, very nice recovery from the kid. Too bad the offense has played the entire game the way Bumgarner played the second inning.
On deck is Hunter Pence. I hear he can’t live within 200 yards of an elementary school…
3-0. At least we can’t blame the loss on Bumgarner’s 2nd inning. So there’s that. I guess.
Yeah, whatever. Something, something, 9th inning. Oh hey, KITTIES!
Well, that was less than ideal. Still up on Arizona, so there’s that. Happy Braylon day, everyone. JDR out.